Halloween Inspired Nail Art
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
person: get your license
me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
Actual footage of me trying to use my phone in bed
Moon On The Horizon by Alex Kay